Homeless Guy @ White Castle

So I’m sitting here bored in my Theology class, just perusing through my BlackBerry, when I come across a picture from Saturday when I was at White Castle. But before I get into the picture, let’s talk about the adventure.

So me and some friends decide to head to White Castle Saturday night around 10ish. We knew it would be a while until we got there, but we always figure its worth the drive for some tasty, fake-meat burgers. And before anyone things I’m bashing White Castle, I love that place and their offerings, but I do think their food is not-so-real. Furthermore, the next morning I felt like crap. I don’t feel like getting graphic, nor do I think you want to read it, but it’s the best tasting laxative you can get.

So, about that picture, right… We’re eating and my buddy Chris snaps this picture. At one point we thought he was dead, but he wound up switching positions (and closing his mouth) literally 30 seconds after this pic was taken. Chris really wanted to launch a fry into his mouth but I didn’t want to get shot in Grimes. err, Toms River! All in all, great night!